Gentleman Etiquette Class Enrollment Now Open!

I teach a course called Ladylike and Gentleman Behavior. It is a class for youth. It teaches the girls how to be young ladies with poise and grace (Melania Trump beautifully portrays those qualities). The class also teaches the boys how to be gentlemen. In doing so, the gentleman helps to assist ladies with doors, steps, chairs, and coats, nor does he leave her lingering behind when they are together. It looks like someone needs enroll in my next class!